18 9 / 2014

dutchster:

Applying for jobs like

Dear Sir/Madam, 
Thank you for rejecting my job application to your company.
I have read your application with interest. Because I have received a large number of refusals, I had to make a selection of candidates and I regret to tell you that you are not part of this group.
Despite your qualities and experience in rejecting job applicants, I must inform you your refusal does not meet my profile for this position.
For this reason, I am notifying you I will start working for your company effective immediately. I am looking forward to a prosperous collaboration.
I wish you all the best in rejecting future applicants.
Sincerely, Mark Dutchster



drunken-rambling

dutchster:

Applying for jobs like

Dear Sir/Madam, 

Thank you for rejecting my job application to your company.

I have read your application with interest. Because I have received a large number of refusals, I had to make a selection of candidates and I regret to tell you that you are not part of this group.

Despite your qualities and experience in rejecting job applicants, I must inform you your refusal does not meet my profile for this position.

For this reason, I am notifying you I will start working for your company effective immediately. I am looking forward to a prosperous collaboration.

I wish you all the best in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely, 
Mark Dutchster

drunken-rambling

(via dutchster)

18 9 / 2014

rolacolaandalex:

Heighley Gate Garden centre clearly have Waterhorse eggs in their aquarium section. Department of folklore creatures and the unknown.

rolacolaandalex:

Heighley Gate Garden centre clearly have Waterhorse eggs in their aquarium section. Department of folklore creatures and the unknown.

18 9 / 2014

mcmeld:

Instagram will never do photos proper justice, but I’m just so excited over the Ariel and Ursula shots that are currently being edited by my lovely friend @atomic_redhead #ariel #warriorariel #thelittlemermaid #disney #disneyprincess #oregoncoast #cosplay #cosplaygirls #disneycosplay #mermaid #trident #worbla

mcmeld:

Instagram will never do photos proper justice, but I’m just so excited over the Ariel and Ursula shots that are currently being edited by my lovely friend @atomic_redhead #ariel #warriorariel #thelittlemermaid #disney #disneyprincess #oregoncoast #cosplay #cosplaygirls #disneycosplay #mermaid #trident #worbla

18 9 / 2014

(Source: nauticalnymphs)

17 9 / 2014

punkrockmermaid:

The amazing Luci in the new Mermaid Killer editorial featuring the re-release of our Punk Rock Mermaid tee! 

Shirt now available on WWW.MERMAIDKILLER.COM

Follow Luci on instagram: @kittentoess

Follow Mermaid Killer on instagram: @mermaidkiller

17 9 / 2014

17 9 / 2014

16 9 / 2014

cameliasrandomblog:

Oh dear i want these

cameliasrandomblog:

Oh dear i want these

16 9 / 2014

(Source: weheartit.com, via alifespace)

16 9 / 2014

mickeyandcompany:

Villains Week: Day 2 - Favorite villain song

Poor Unfortunate Souls

(via disneysthelittlemermaid)

15 9 / 2014

15 9 / 2014

10knotes:

jezie-of-stars:

Tea Party Collection made out of real ceramic and hand finished with gold detailing.

Cherry Tea Cup Ring | Floral Sugarpot Necklace | Floral Pitcher Necklace

15 9 / 2014

"Suddenly, every song was about you."

loving you in six words (via livethroughlife)

(Source: say-cheesecake, via susphension)

14 9 / 2014

lastgreattimewhore:

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

(Source: apollogizing, via dutchster)

14 9 / 2014

jainaproudwhore:

"What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this beautiful world."

(via whattheshift)