30 8 / 2014

29 8 / 2014

29 8 / 2014

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

(via newlymedicated)

29 8 / 2014

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

bittbybitt:

ultrafacts:

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Omfg what if you landed on a planet that supported life and the “humans” there were much more technologically advanced and they made you come back to life from your remains and you just woke up after death in a random ass planet.

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

bittbybitt:

ultrafacts:

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Omfg what if you landed on a planet that supported life and the “humans” there were much more technologically advanced and they made you come back to life from your remains and you just woke up after death in a random ass planet.

(via newlymedicated)

28 8 / 2014

28 8 / 2014

dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

(Source: gotitforcheap, via newlymedicated)

28 8 / 2014

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27 8 / 2014

Oh Em Gee you guys I met the REAL Misha Collins today #totallyreal #notcardboard

Oh Em Gee you guys I met the REAL Misha Collins today #totallyreal #notcardboard

27 8 / 2014

opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

(Source: sofunnyimcryan, via newlymedicated)

27 8 / 2014

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27 8 / 2014

26 8 / 2014

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: femmeashton, via daddyslittlecumslutkitten)

26 8 / 2014

georgetakei:

From a fan. Do, or donut. There is not try. http://ift.tt/1srbnBR

drunken-rambling

georgetakei:

From a fan. Do, or donut. There is not try. http://ift.tt/1srbnBR

drunken-rambling

26 8 / 2014

georgetakei:

Clever…like “Speak Friend and Enter” I suppose. http://ift.tt/1szEHpT

georgetakei:

Clever…like “Speak Friend and Enter” I suppose. http://ift.tt/1szEHpT

25 8 / 2014