videoisvideo:

kunstlerroman:

A gecko utilizing claws on their feet to defy gravity. 

videoisvideo:

kunstlerroman:

A gecko utilizing claws on their feet to defy gravity. 

(via witherwhetherwonder)


hunterjumper16:

🙌🙌🙌

(via witherwhetherwonder)


maplehoofs:

millika:

How to know which boy you like:

1. Get very drunk

2. You will cry about the boy you like

Apparently the boy I like is pasta. This comes as no surprise.

(via witherwhetherwonder)



Don’t let people treat you like a cigarette, they only use you when they’re bored and step on you when they’re done. Be like drugs, let them die for you.

Q
Hey there beautiful, heard you wanted some anon love. Here it is====> <3
Anonymous
A

Wow I really like your penis


pizza:

japanese-avatard:

arashinoatoniji:

This is my kind of card.

PIZZA WOULD NOT APPROVE

i’m offended

(via themother-fuckingprincess)



I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead;
I lift my lids and all is born again.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)
Sylvia Plath, Mad Girl’s Love Song (via observando)

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killerville:

french girls drink wine naked in the bath and it’s hot, but i drink a case of 4 loko naked in the starfish touch tank at sea world and it’s “probably like 50 felonies, you monster.” whatever, OFFICER

(via dutchster)


donnacabonna:

i have the ugliest body ever i want a refund 

(via daddyslittlecumslutkitten)


2farts2furious:

she’s a harvard graduate and speaks like 6 languages

(via themother-fuckingprincess)



Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.
(via fuckinq)

(via bi-curiousbbw)


identitypollution:

New awesomely affordable (between $12-$15!!!) weapon jewelry has been released today in our shop! Here is our Adventure Time Collection.

(via daddys-little-middle)